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2008 Consolidations make for great investments

October 10th, 2008 |

In light of the economic crisis, some laughter has to be found to keep it real. The economic world as we know it is not going to be the same for some time. With that said, America is a rezealant country that will find it’s way through this crisis as we do with every other one. Personally I think it is the panic of certain people that cause some portion of this debacle.

With that said, here is some laughter that Fred brought to me this morning and i just had to share this with my readers. I actually thought of this commerical when I started reading this.

Via Fred Chamberlin – Eugene/Springfield’s #1 Experienced FHA Mortgage Consultant:

Investment tips for 2008
With all the turmoil in the market today and the
collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by
Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of
you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make
some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations later this
year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,
Fuller Brush, and W R Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS,
and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National
Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally…

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson
will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang